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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken
or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale an antique desk suitable for
lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your
ears pierced and get an extra
pair to take home, too.

Wanted 50 girls for stripping
machine operators in factory.

Wanted Unmarried girls to pick
fresh fruit and produce at night.

Stock up and save.
Limit one.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale. Three canaries
of undermined sex.

For Sale. Eight puppies from
a German Shepherd
and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses
from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Tired of cleaning yourself?
Let me do it.

Dog for sale eats anything
and is fond of children.

Vacation Special have
your home exterminated.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris,
visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery.
It boasts such immortals as Moliere,
Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop
for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool
while you drink it all in.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts,
comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Get rid of aunts
Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Sheer stockings.
Designed for fancy dress,
but so serviceable that
lots of women wear nothing else.

For rent 6-room hated apartment.

Wanted chambermaid in rectory.
Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars
Why go elsewhere to be cheated?
Come here first!

Christmas tag-sale.
Handmade gifts for the
hard-to-find person.

Modular Sofas.
Only $299.
For rest or fore play.

Wanted Hair-cutter.
Excellent growth potential.

Wanted.
Man to take care of cow
that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher needed
for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced mom will take care of your child.
Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting.
They are simply the tops.

Auto Repair Service.
Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once,
you'll never go anywhere again.

Illiterate?
Write today for free help.

Girl wanted to assist magician
in cutting-off-head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary.

Wanted.
Widower with school-age children
requires person to assume general housekeeping duties.
Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Mixing bowl set designed to
please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size,
unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine
and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

Ears pierced while you wait.

Don't be afraid to give us a try.
(restaurant sign) Thanks Marie

(seen on restuarant wall)
You can't complain about the service here
cuz there ain't none.....

Don't complain about the steak being tough,
our gravy is tougher.....

(seen on bar wall)
Please do not talk to the bartender,
just sit down, order a drink,
and mind your own business!!!!!!......
Thanks Di

You win 10 dollars!!!
To receive your prize please send
$12.95 shipping and handling.
Thanks Clayton