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What is your Workological Sign Baby?
Instead of
Astrological Signs, how about these
Workological ones..
What's Your Business Sign?
1)
MARKETING
You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to
study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is
pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with
Sales.
2) SALES
Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a
degree."You are also self centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and
begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can
"concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game
throughout your life.
3) TECHNOLOGY
Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to
completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't
understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks
shall inherit the Earth.
4) ENGINEERING
One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that ninety
percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can be happy with
yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergo dynamic" gadgets.
However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel
syndrome."
5) ACCOUNTING
The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office
politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your
extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you
are completely insane.
6) HUMAN RESOURCES
Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the
biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that
does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today
because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.
7) MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT
Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your
current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to
measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule
for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as
everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."
8) SENIOR MANAGEMENT
(See above - Same sign, different title)
9) CUSTOMER SERVICE
Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty cent cab ride from taking your own life.
As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room
and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually
passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.
10) CONSULTANT
Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack
of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in
demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization
in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career
opportunities without ever taking direct action.
11) RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER"
As a "person" that profits from the success of others, you are disdained
by most people who actually work for a living. Paid on commission and
susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond
directly with fluctuations in the stock market.
12) PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO (or CHAIRMAN)
You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the
fax machine suggest the latter.
13) GOVERNMENT WORKER
Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention
of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and
usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO
POSTAL"
Now that you know your Workological Sign, you should send this to all your friends so that they know the answer when they are asked, "What's your sign?"
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