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ATMs are Everywhere. In an effort to help you the potential user, here are some ATM directions.
Male
ATM Instructions
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away
Female ATM Instructions:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. Stop
28. Back to machine
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive 3 miles
41. Release parking brake
Do you have friends who are ATM-impaired? Please send them these instructions. We may have to wait behind them for our cash one day.
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