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Top Ten
Things
That Sound Dirty..
But Aren't
Top Ten Things
That Sound Dirty
At The Office But Aren't:
10. I
need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind
if I use your laptop?
8. Just
stick it in my box.
7. If I
have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I
want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5.
HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My
equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's
an entry-level position.
2. When
do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number
1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
1. It's
not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty
In Law But Aren't:
10. Have
you looked through her briefs?
9. He is
one hard judge!
8.
Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His
attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it
a penal offense?
5.
Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For
$200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can
you get him to drop his suit?
2. The
judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law
but isn't:
1. Think
you can get me off?
Top ten things that sound dirty in golf
but aren't:
10.
Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After
18 holes I can barely walk
8. You
really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look
at the size of his putter
6. Keep
your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind
if I join your threesome?
4. Stand
with your back turned and drop it
3. My
hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice
stroke, but your follow through has a lot to
be desired
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf
but isn't:
1.
Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
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