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Here are some warning labels on real products. Makes us just want to say, "Gee thanks...as if we would NOT know this already?"
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Some Swanson frozen
dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower
cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer
Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta
Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's Children's Cough
Medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made
Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food
processor:
Not to be used for the other use
On Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning: contains nuts
On an American Airlines
packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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