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REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
BACKUP - What ya do when ya run 'cross a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BYTE - What yur pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when ya run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that ya try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When ya go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on yur fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What ya lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting a tatoo
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where ya hand the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How yur head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds were too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when takin the sobriety test
ROM - Where the Pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine ya drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What ya call yur week-old underwear
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